rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via shykidsrock)

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via dofuckingnuts)